Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Birdhouse For Rent



For the love of Doodle Week.

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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Ha Ha, Your Momma Took Penicillin

Searching for old letters to illustrate my article at Inherited Values (yes, I need another website to write at, thank-you-very-much), I found this gem of a blog, Matrilineal, by Linda (a jackass owner), who is transcribing 15 years of previously unread family letters. Sadly I did not find any scans of the old letters (I just love looking at them; it's almost as good as holding them), but when you find entires like this one dated December 6, 1954, you can forgive nearly anything:

I was so scared and horrified when I read that you had taken penicillin. No wonder the doctor tested your heart. Don't ever take it again. After taking it several times it reacts on the heart and often causes death in a few minutes. Don't let any doctor give you any more of it.

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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Hank Didn't Mean To Give The Waitress The Finger


He was just no good with cameras.

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Memo To Becky: Pray Or Get Off The Pot

When Becky got into the photobooth, she wasn't sure if it was a pretty potty or an unusual confessional. So she did both.

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Sunday, October 25, 2009

Todd Left To Get Liquid-Plumr

Because whenever Cindy filled the tub, there was always a clog afterwards.

Via eBay.

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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Who Said Brigitte Bardot Never Had A Cross Word?

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Monday, October 12, 2009

The Taste Stays With You

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Saturday, September 12, 2009

Before Frosted Flakes...

Young Tony the Tiger just liked milk.



Clarolyte rubber squeaky toy by Alan Jay; from my vintage rubber toy collection.

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Friday, September 4, 2009

Winter Would Come Too Quickly

Marta had barely recovered from that Easter bonnet, and now this.


Via Flickr.

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Thursday, August 6, 2009

Lucky Strikes

Now with new mirrored carton!


From Gillian Atkinson's photos at TEN.

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Monday, July 20, 2009

When Andy Warhol Speaks

Everybody listens.


Andy Warhol, Edie Sedgwick, and Entourage, New York, 1965; Steve Schapiro photographer.

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Thursday, May 28, 2009

The Case Of The Pirate Fashion Photographer

I'm no Erle Stanley Gardner, or even one of the Brett Hallidays; but I'm pretty sure it was all the striped ties which caused male fashion photographer Marco to gauge his own eye out.


Via Flickr.

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Friday, March 13, 2009

The Nightmare That Is Sandy Mac Underwear

The opposite of how I envision underwear sales, for I neither want sandy undies nor the word "Mac" associated with my butt.


And why would it be cute to see a toddler in his underwear skating on thin ice?

Via KnittingTogether.org.

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Friday, March 6, 2009

"Do I sound like that?" "Yes."

Because I'm so loving the latest McDonald's Filet-O-Fish commercial (obsessively tracking down info on the jingle's creators), I had to stop and watch this one:

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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Three dollar signs for THAT??!?

Married To The Sea
marriedtothesea.com

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Saturday, January 10, 2009

Intro To The Dean Martin Show (April 1969)

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Thursday, January 8, 2009

Some-Bunny Ears Ursula Andress

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Thursday, January 1, 2009

New Year, New You: Workout With Dumbells

You can do it like Crawford...


I prefer Russell's method myself.

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Thursday, December 25, 2008

Annual Family Tradition

After eating a big holiday meal, it was customary for the men to go into the kitchen to cut the cheese. No one knew why Sara always went along.



Maybe it's cheese; maybe it's not (you can find out at Flickr). But then the food isn't really the issue now, is it.

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Wednesday, December 3, 2008

No More Happy Families

Found via Kinsanity, this art collage by Mira Rudio.

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Sunday, November 2, 2008

Our Kids Asked To Be Left Alone, Please

A reminder-slash-warning at one of the local thrift stores to watch your children, or they "will be given an espresso and a free puppy".

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Monday, October 27, 2008

Squirrel Found!



SQUIRREL FOUND! "Johnny C" over at A Hole In The Head had this on his fridge for a while, after meeting the creator, an underground comic artist. The webpage has a version big enough to print out and spread around your own little bubble of the world.

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Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Think, Edward!



(from superpoop)

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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

James Brown In National Geographic



Heh. Made you look. ...But if you read the text, it really could be him because "the Machiguenga refused to reveal their names; the men called this one Marino." So maybe James Brown traveled as Marino to avoid the crowds.

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Monday, October 13, 2008

Pussy Doesn't Love The Canary For Its Song

An odd old postcard with an illustration of a creepy kid -- presumably "he" painted the saying on the wall.



Maybe the kid's only creepy for being on the card. Maybe you don't think he's creepy at all. But I'm pretty certain he's the 1920's version of a goth graffiti artist. But in any case, I found the vintage postcard well worth the $1.

Postmarked 1921; SB postcard number s.204.

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Monday, September 8, 2008

Modern Woman Monday: What's In Your Fridge?

Just one of the many quirky, unique items available at the Kindness Of Strangers shop, a group in which I am just one of the quirky, unique artists -- but I didn't make this one; Slip of a Girl did. (People always think she's so sweet. She is, but she's also got her twisty side.)



If you don't see the works with art nudes, create an account at Zazzle, go to 'account settings', and set 'the maturity level' to R.

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Saturday, September 6, 2008

Why Other Countries Hate It When McDonald's Comes To Town

Kids in Japan beggin' for the toys in Happy Meals.



Photo from a 1986 National Geographic magazine.

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Friday, September 5, 2008

Susan Has A Headache

What will stop it, once and for all?


OK, so this photo captioned "Until The Doctor Arrives" (from 1954's The Family Physician) is all about first aid treatment for poison, but just saying that would be far less fun.

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Monday, September 1, 2008

Why Mom Never Let Us Play Billiards


Via CardCow.

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Even After Years Of Studying Them

Betty never would understand boys.


Illustration from Making Words Work, 1942.

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Friday, August 29, 2008

Urine Our Thoughts

And carpet.

Note card by Porterness, via XXBN.

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Amanda Always Hated It When They Returned Her Hanky

Used.



Via LJ's Vintage Photo Community.

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Slow Food Tray


By Design Glut.

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Sunday, July 13, 2008

Ham-Handed Harriet Had Trouble Hand-Tinting Photos


From Square America.

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Saturday, July 12, 2008

Who Invited The Chubby Girl? (Or, She Was Happier Because She Could Eat)



Via Flickr.

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Climbing The Corporate Ladder Has Always Been Tough

And weird.



Via Vintage Photo Community.

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Thursday, July 10, 2008

They Quickly Learned To Keep The Knives Away From Susan



Via LJ's Vintage Ad Community (we're still crediting them, hoping they'll credit us with the stuff they score here).

UPDATE: Hey, StumbleUpon folks -- there's a lot more at KKC, so start at the beginning and get so dizzy with the delights that folks will need to keep the knives away from you too.

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Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Someone Needs A Napkin



Via LJ's Vintage Ad Community -- someone there has been taking a lot of our scans lately, but not crediting us. :sigh:

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Monday, July 7, 2008

Before Wonka, The Umpa Loompas Made Coats




Naturally, they would have to change the spelling of their names from Umpa Lumpa to Oompa Loompa.

Vintage ads for Umpa furs, via eBay (1 & 2).

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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Roller Coasters Of Love, Say What?


Even if you're not The Ohio Players, get a set from Words, Inc.

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Thursday, June 5, 2008

Let's Face It... A Slow Death Is Better?

You could be hit by a bus tomorrow, go on - have a fag!



We're not (just) making fun of the gay humor; the ad is queer no matter how you look at it.

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Monday, May 19, 2008

How To Be a Super Secretary

Super-Secretaries aren't born on another planet nor created in the neutron fire of an atomic exposion -- no, they just know how to behave in the workplace:

See all the rules here.

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Just Like A Man -- And A Woman

Just Like A Man was a Family Circle column by Byron Fish; the following appeared in the November 1964 issue of the magazine.

A boy can't learn too soon that in math, as in most subjects, there is a male and a female way to work things out. After a lesson in feminine-gender arithmetic my son figures that when it comes to higher powers of reasoning, men are squares.
First up, gender punctuation:


"You are inquiring into a mystery unsolved by man. From the time a female learns to write, she is convinced that exclamation points were invented to be used. She even feels they will go to waste unless they are put into sentences."
That's so not true!!

Regarding ellipsis...

The boy asks, "How about those dots in there?"

The father responds:
Dots sometimes are used for a specific purpose in the neuter, or masculine, gender. If you find a long row of them apparently just thrown in, they are feminine gender."
My husband would have a field day with this... He abhors my continual use of ellipsis...

I, in return, must counter by pointing out that this article is proof that everything is considered masculine unless noted as feminine (and that feminine is lower in status). I'm just sayin'...


"Men teachers probably are told during their training to allow for the more complicated punctuation by girl pupils." :sigh: I suppose I should just be happy there was no mention of retarded or intolerant women teachers.

Then again... no mention of female teachers is rather sexist -- I mean, "It's rather sexist!"

Now we move onto gender in 'rithmetic.



The boy gets the correct answer, but dad makes an ambiguous statement...

So dad needs to explain female math.

"Particularly if he is married." Yuck it up, Byron.



Oh, and it all ends with a cute little story of the little woman besting "daddy". How quaint.

:snarl:

If you'd prefer to read the column in its entirety as it appeared:


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