Monday, January 11, 2010
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
According to Regretsy, the home for horrible Etsy products, the squirrel-fish taxidermy above could be purchased for the low, low price of $350.00. I'll bet, if I comparison-shopped, I could buy a freakin' crate of non-fishy taxidermied squirrels, which I could then superglue fish heads on to. And I realize, well, if I am going through so much work to try and reproduce, en masse, the insane work of art above, I should probably just pay the guy $350.
Monday, June 15, 2009
Funerals And Dead Squirrels
It's always good to have something absurdly happy to occupy yourself with while waiting for the prayer service to start!
Monday, October 27, 2008
Thursday, August 28, 2008
This Squirrel Wants To Spoon
Thursday, January 31, 2008
I've Got A Squirrel Loose; Or, My Heaven Is Missing A Squirrel
In the commercial a red boy mouse finger puppet hits on a blue girl squirrel finger puppet:
Mouse: You know what I think?Ms Squirrel laughs, but you know she falls for it. Just as I have.
Mouse: Heaven must be missing a squirrel.
AT&T needs to sell me these finger puppets.
Are you listening, AT&T? I don't want an iPhone. Especially as I don't have service for it here. But even if I could, I'd still want those adorable finger puppets more.
I guess this whole post makes me AT&T's puppet, posting their ad like that... Unless they make me the puppets. Then I am The Puppet Master.