Amanda Always Hated It When They Returned Her Hanky

Used.



Via LJ's Vintage Photo Community.

Feeling Sneezy? Put A Feather By Your Nose

Allergy lovers rejoice -- there's a vintage Tammis Keefe hanky to help you out. If the feathers (and c- roosters) don't set your nose a twitchin' the vintage hankie's sure to have some dust.

Rockefeller Center and the Empire State Building: Architecture To Sneeze At

According to this vintage hanky, anyway.



Via Cemetarian.

Snotty French Tricks

The French are always up to something... Like this vintage hanky which has "Pour Le Rouge De Vos Levres" printed on it.



Pour Le Rouge De Vos Levres means, "For The Red Of Your Lips."

Yeah, put your lips to what I blew out of my nose here. No, no, it's fine. Would this sweet little kitten fool you?

Snot Funny

Is it just me, or is the idea of blowing your nose on a snail yucky?


Naturally I have no problem blowing my nose on children. How many times have children -- not even just my own children -- covered me in their snot?


Meh. It's the circle of life.



(If those are, in fact, children -- they look like lawn gnomes come to life; hence their fear of garden snails, their sworn enemy.)

Vintage hanky via eBay.