Fortune Stix Don't Sux

I'm pretty darn sure these are swizzle sticks; at least that's why I grabbed the baggy of 'em (which also had some silly old candle holders for cakes -- photos of them later).


Super bonus points because they are fortune telling sticks. The six Fortune Stix (one's a repeat) predict:

Vanity will be your undoing.

A successful trip is forecast.

Near-by love will protect you.

Hard work will make you wealthy.

Your charm will bring you riches.

I guess my particular brand of charm will involve hard work... I guess that's the only way I can avoid being vain.

I'm thinking the "near-by love" who will "protect you" is the designated driver. And that's why you'll also have a successful trip.