Fortune Stix Don't Sux
Super bonus points because they are fortune telling sticks. The six Fortune Stix (one's a repeat) predict:
Vanity will be your undoing.I guess my particular brand of charm will involve hard work... I guess that's the only way I can avoid being vain.
A successful trip is forecast.
Near-by love will protect you.
Hard work will make you wealthy.
Your charm will bring you riches.
I'm thinking the "near-by love" who will "protect you" is the designated driver. And that's why you'll also have a successful trip.