OK, so you’ve taken Movember by the short hairs and now you think you’ve got a fancy-pants manly mustache to show for it. There’s only one way to manly it up even further: get yourself one of Nick Offerman’s mustache combs, salvaged from the finest felled trees in California and shaped by the guy who plays Ron Swanson. Your mustache will look like Tom Selleck himself placed a curse on everyone else’s mustaches.
November 13th, 2011
Mustache Business Card
July 20th, 2011
The Life Of Mr. Mustache
The Life of Mr Mustache; a book “about the Studio Violet character Mr Mustache who worries for nothing and can’t sleep. What is bothering him? When he finds out, things start to feel better. Written in rhyme, in English.”
April 27th, 2011
Clean Your Crumb-Catcher, Will Ya?
This mustache comb necklace, likely suitable for beards too, is a pendant on a chain — so you have a portable device for grooming those who forget to groom themselves. (Via Kitschy Living.)
Contemporary Kitsch, Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful, Frat Boys, Jewels Of Denial | 
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April 14th, 2011
Honey, There’s Egg In My Mustache
Other than to drive home the point that someone has egg on their face, I’m not sure why you’d need one of these… But if you do, we present the Mustache Egg Fryer Mold
April 8th, 2011
Car Mustache
Whether your car is attending a fancy event, or trying to go incognito while infiltrating a foreign spy ring, you need to get yourself a Carstache. Hooked on to your grill, any vehicle can be made more stylish, and they come in a variety of haircolors depending on your vehicle’s temperment.
Make sure you clean it a lot: remember how icky your grille gets due to insects who can’t be troubled to get out of the road? Leave it too long without a good Stanley Steemer going-over, and it’ll look like the doormat of the Batcave. We sure want one – don’t forget how much we love moustaches!
February 18th, 2011
Stylin’ A Mustache Necktie
Everyone knows that a mustache is a stylish addition to your eveningwear – but what if you don’t have enough time to grow one before your black-tie event? Strap one on your shirt, and dance the night away in style:
Via, but don’t forget how much we love mustaches around here.
http://www.selectism.com/news/2011/02/11/self-made-mustache-bowtie/
January 21st, 2011
Link Round-Up, Quiz Style
Do you know how to handle the problem of wrinkly meat?
Ready to take a gamble?
Dear Diary, today I…?
What did you keep in your shoeboxes?
Ready to bat your lashes — or grow a faux mustache?
Remember Rabbit & Skunk & the Scary Rock?
Hey, those last three links are to posts of mine at my other sites; just sayin’.
April 30th, 2010
Better Than Charlie Sheen’s Cheesy Mustache, But…
We still recognize you.
Frank Sinatra and Mia Farrow at Truman Capote’s Ball, New York, 1966; photo by Harry Benson.
