God Save The King – With A Mustache

Not to be all about moustaches, but did you know that the World Beard and Moustache Championships were recently held in in Leogang, Austria? Results will be published here. And just yesterday, the 2015 Just for Men® National Beard and Moustache Championships® presented by Hanes X-Temp® took place in Brooklyn, New York. Details here.

Also, the British Army required every soldier to have a mustache from in 1860-1916.

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“VeganVille versus the Maynards Sour Patch Kids”

Lex is the Grand Prize Winner in our Sour Patch Kids Contest — when you see the entry, you’ll know why!

Hello. I swear I have no life. I just found Kitschy Kitschy Coo about 3 hours ago, saw your contest for the sour patch kids, realized that the contest ends in 2 days and that I have no time between now and then to send anything and haven’t gone shopping and…. anyway… this is what I did. It’s the great battle of the citizens of VeganVille versus the Maynards Sour Patch Kids. Please check out the official CNN coverage below.

http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10151992963895048.880489.753885047&type=1&l=26b1abf960

And check out these exclusive pics from the battle.

Oh yeah, in case Maynards wants a new slogan (besides “Maynards: Crown your mouth”)- I came up with “Maynards: get chummy with the yummy gummy!”)

My name is Lex Kinast, I am 30 years old, I should probably grow up and I hail from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. I really would like to win this, because I have never won anything before and because… I want the T-shirt.

My cat also wants for me to win the T-shirt so I will be as cool as she is:

Are You Sweet Or Sour On The Sour Patch Kids? (Tell Us & Maybe You’ll Win!)

For years the Sour Patch Kids have been wreaking havoc — now it’s time to stand up and demand justice in court: The People vs. Sour Patch Kids. …If you can call a Facebook court of human opinion “justice.” For that’s where you can show proof of how you have been harmed by the noxious Sour Patch Kids by uploading video and/or photographic evidence of how they’ve done you wrong.

You certainly won’t get any sympathy from the Sour Patch Kids’ lawyer. He says, “Some of you may feel the Sour Patch Kids have wronged you in some way. Good for you for having feelings.”

But maybe you’ll get lucky and bring the Kids to justice for their crimes. Who knows?

What we do know is that the makers of the the Sour Kids are sweet on Kitschy Kitschy Coo. They’ve given us t-shirts and candy to give away. Or maybe it’s just a bribe… Whatever. All you have to do to get your hands on some sweet Sour Patch Kids goodies is enter our giveaway. (What you do with the Kids once you get them is your business.)

How do you win?

It’s easy, just confess whose side you’re on, the Sour Patch Kids or their victims, and why.

Yup, it’s that easy.

I’ll pick my favorite response and dub that person The Grand Prize Winner; that one person will receive both a Sour Patch Kids tee and one bag of candy. My second favorite response will get a Sour Patch Kids tee. The third place winner will be randomly selected, the winner getting a bag of candy.

There are 4 ways to enter:
(You can up to four times daily; but one entry is all you need to win!)

Email your answer to me at Deanna.Pop.Tart@gmail.com along with the name/id you’d like used should I mention your entry here at Kitschy Kitschy Coo.

and/or

Post your entry as a comment. If you do this, please make sure you leave a valid email address, because if you’re the winner I’ll need your email address to contact you regarding your shipping information.

and/or

Post your entry at your blog — if you do this you must include in your post both a link to this post and to SourPatchJustice.com and either email your link to me at Deanna.Pop.Tart@gmail.com or leave it in a comment so that I can find your entry.

and/or

Tweet your entry. To do this, you must include a link to this post — here’s a cut and paste tweet you can use:

I entered @DPopTart’s contest at Kitschy Kitschy Coo because I want to win @SourPatchKids stuff! http://bit.ly/QlxEfn

(Remember to follow me on Twitter, so that I can contact you should you win!)

That’s it. It’s easier than it looks. For you to enter anyway… Remember, you are allowed to enter one of each way daily — that’s up to 4 entries a day! But you need only to enter once to win!

Now spill — tell me whose side you’re on & why!

Fine Print: This contest is open to U.S. readers only. Entries must be received before August 15, 2012 (that would be midnight, central time, on August 14, 2012). Only valid entries as described above, with means to contact, will be included in this contest. Winners will be notified by email (or DM on Twitter) on August 16, 2012; they will have 48 hours to respond or another winner will be selected.

Dames & Dogs #48, Contest Giveaway Edition!

This real photo postcard of a woman and her dog has some signs of wear — but it’s charming and utterly free in this giveaway!

There are a number of easy ways to enter; multiple entries are allowed.

How To Enter

You may do one (or more) of the following:

* Post your entry as a comment — that’s easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy, right?

and/or

* Follow me on Twitter: @DPopTart. (Please leave your Twitter username in your comment so I can check.)

and/or

* Tweet the following:

I entered @DPopTart’s contest to win a kitschy old postcard!http://bit.ly/q3GM3B

(Remember to come back here and leave a comment with your tweet for me to verify.)

You may tweet your entry once a day.

and/or

* Friend me on Face Book: Deanna Dahlsad. (When making the request, note that you are entering the Kitschy Kitschy Coo contest.)

and/or

* Post about this contest at your blog or website — if you do this you must include in your post to this contest post or the main URL of Kitschy Kitschy Coo.

(Please include the link to your blog post in the comments section so that I can find your post.)

Here’s the giveaway fine print:

* Giveaway is open to US residents only
* Contest ends November 11, 2011; entries must be made on or before midnight, central time, November 10, 2011. Winner will be announced/contacted on or around November 12, 2011. Winner have 48 hours to respond; otherwise, I’ll draw another name.

Great (White) Unicorn Hope For Halloween

Whatever you’re dressing up as this Halloween, eBay wants you to share your costume on Facebook and enter for a chance to win one of fifteen $100 eBay Gift Cards! Winners will be selected at random every day from now until October 31. Of course, they want you to check out their Halloween page too. But I say check out what I’m selling on eBay — certainly part of your $100 shopping spree can be spent with me.

Photo is Stacey Graf’s entry; herself as a white unicorn.

GE Kitchens Are Next To Godliness

The cover of God In My Kitchen: Fifty-Two Thoughts For Homemakers, by Dorothy C. Haskin. (I’m giving one away in this contest! Or you can find it on Amazon.)

In the acknowledgements:

The kitchen shown on the cover was designed by Home Guide Inc., using General Electric appliances. We are indebted to these organizations for the picture.

Personally, I never got over that documentary we were shown in collage. Ever since then, whenever someone says “GE” or “General Electric,” I scream, “Babies born without skulls!” …I guess that’s one type of atomic kitchen.

Pan Am’s New 747 (Giveaway Contest!)

I’ve got too much stuff. So I’m giving a lot of it away. Not only on Listia (my review here), but even right here, at Kitschy Kitschy Coo — starting with this kitschy vintage postcard.

On the back of this vintage postcard it reads, “Pan Am’s New 747. The plane with all the room in the world.” Which dates it to 1966 or so.

There are a number of easy ways to enter; multiple entries are allowed.

How To Enter

You may do one (or more) of the following:

* Post your entry as a comment — that’s easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy, right?

and/or

* Follow me on Twitter: @DPopTart. (Please leave your Twitter username in your comment so I can check.)

and/or

* Tweet the following:

I entered @DPopTart’s contest to win a kitschy old postcard!http://bit.ly/q3GM3B

(Remember to come back here and leave a comment with your tweet for me to verify.)

You may tweet your entry once a day.

and/or

* Friend me on Face Book: Deanna Dahlsad. (When making the request, note that you are entering the Kitschy Kitschy Coo contest.)

and/or

* Post about this contest at your blog or website — if you do this you must include in your post to this contest post or the main URL of Kitschy Kitschy Coo.

(Please include the link to your blog post in the comments section so that I can find your post.)

Here’s the giveaway fine print:

* Giveaway is open to US residents only
* Contest ends September 17, 2011; entries must be made on or before midnight, central time, September 16, 2011. Winner will be announced/contacted on September 18, 2011. Winner have 48 hours to respond; otherwise, I’ll draw another name.