For years the Sour Patch Kids have been wreaking havoc — now it’s time to stand up and demand justice in court: The People vs. Sour Patch Kids. …If you can call a Facebook court of human opinion “justice.” For that’s where you can show proof of how you have been harmed by the noxious Sour Patch Kids by uploading video and/or photographic evidence of how they’ve done you wrong.
You certainly won’t get any sympathy from the Sour Patch Kids’ lawyer. He says, “Some of you may feel the Sour Patch Kids have wronged you in some way. Good for you for having feelings.”
But maybe you’ll get lucky and bring the Kids to justice for their crimes. Who knows?
What we do know is that the makers of the the Sour Kids are sweet on Kitschy Kitschy Coo. They’ve given us t-shirts and candy to give away. Or maybe it’s just a bribe… Whatever. All you have to do to get your hands on some sweet Sour Patch Kids goodies is enter our giveaway. (What you do with the Kids once you get them is your business.)
How do you win?
It’s easy, just confess whose side you’re on, the Sour Patch Kids or their victims, and why.
Yup, it’s that easy.
I’ll pick my favorite response and dub that person The Grand Prize Winner; that one person will receive both a Sour Patch Kids tee and one bag of candy. My second favorite response will get a Sour Patch Kids tee. The third place winner will be randomly selected, the winner getting a bag of candy.
There are 4 ways to enter:
(You can up to four times daily; but one entry is all you need to win!)
Email your answer to me at Deanna.Pop.Tart@gmail.com along with the name/id you’d like used should I mention your entry here at Kitschy Kitschy Coo.
Post your entry as a comment. If you do this, please make sure you leave a valid email address, because if you’re the winner I’ll need your email address to contact you regarding your shipping information.
Post your entry at your blog — if you do this you must include in your post both a link to this post and to SourPatchJustice.com and either email your link to me at Deanna.Pop.Tart@gmail.com or leave it in a comment so that I can find your entry.
Tweet your entry. To do this, you must include a link to this post — here’s a cut and paste tweet you can use:
I entered @DPopTart’s contest at Kitschy Kitschy Coo because I want to win @SourPatchKids stuff! http://bit.ly/QlxEfn
(Remember to follow me on Twitter, so that I can contact you should you win!)
That’s it. It’s easier than it looks. For you to enter anyway… Remember, you are allowed to enter one of each way daily — that’s up to 4 entries a day! But you need only to enter once to win!
Now spill — tell me whose side you’re on & why!
Fine Print: This contest is open to U.S. readers only. Entries must be received before August 15, 2012 (that would be midnight, central time, on August 14, 2012). Only valid entries as described above, with means to contact, will be included in this contest. Winners will be notified by email (or DM on Twitter) on August 16, 2012; they will have 48 hours to respond or another winner will be selected.