Literally.
Tag: humor
Vintage Pinup Barricade
Hey, Selma, the console TV doesn’t weigh enough — if we want to block the door, you’ll need to lay on top of it. (If her name was Theda, it might be a Theda Bara-cade!)
Via.
Tweet Nothings For Insomniacs
If you’re so obsessed with Twitter that you can’t fall asleep, worrying about the tweets your missing, why not get yourself this Blue Bird Mobile? (Via.)
Nanette The Hungry Pelican
From Nanette The Hungry Pelican, by William Wise, illustrated by Winifred Lubell, published by Rand McNally, copyright 1969. (My copy a First Printing, February 1969 is now for sale.)
Mrs. Peabody Fitch
Was terribly rich,
And her house was as big as a mountain.It had beautiful trees,
And a garden with bees,
And goldfish that swam in a fountain.
I guess we know where Nanette comes in…
Tooth Picks, For Realz
Fred Tooth Piks; 24 in a pack, so you can serve your guests.
Why Nancy Reagan Loved Red
Because one you sit in Mr. T’s lap, you never go back.
You know we love our Mr. T. Most of the time. Via.
Before Lady GaGa
Before her meat dress, there was meat wallpaper — or decorator wallmeat. Or something gross.
Vintage Accent Seasoning ad,1965 Life Magazine; via GeriADtric.