Piggy you rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this old pig sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot.
Vintage red-eared pig figurine playing violin in thrift shop display case: $2.99
Opportunity to mash-up a Charlie Daniels classic: Priceless
Labels: Did Not Buy, kitsch, music, musical intruments, pigs, vintage