Mmmmm...Chicken Poop!
I know that there's a time and a place for reverse psychology, but your mouth ain't it:
"Chicken Poop" lip balm -- and, thankfully, their website points out the fact that there's no actual poop in it. It apparently goes back to an old joke that if you smear something gross on your lips you won't be tempted to lick them, but then I'd expect this stuff would taste like sweat and skunk...nope, "sweet orange", "lavender essential oil", nothing that tastes remotely like poop. Or so I'd expect; I dunno, maybe chicken poop tastes like sweet oranges, I've never tried it. No, and it isn't going to happen. Not ever. (via)
"Chicken Poop" lip balm -- and, thankfully, their website points out the fact that there's no actual poop in it. It apparently goes back to an old joke that if you smear something gross on your lips you won't be tempted to lick them, but then I'd expect this stuff would taste like sweat and skunk...nope, "sweet orange", "lavender essential oil", nothing that tastes remotely like poop. Or so I'd expect; I dunno, maybe chicken poop tastes like sweet oranges, I've never tried it. No, and it isn't going to happen. Not ever. (via)
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