More Instant Moustache!
We've already seen that there's no shortage of instant mustache products, but imagine my surprise to see the pool has expanded yet again, with these mustache band-aids:
Sadly, I believe the only logical place to use one of these bandages is on the upper lip, and I can only think of, like, ten different ways to accidentally injure that part of the face (and, of course, right in the center of the lip, otherwise the moustache will be off-center). Oh, well; maybe I'll just wear it on my upper lip, without any covered injury - nobody will know anyways, they're so realistic!
Sadly, I believe the only logical place to use one of these bandages is on the upper lip, and I can only think of, like, ten different ways to accidentally injure that part of the face (and, of course, right in the center of the lip, otherwise the moustache will be off-center). Oh, well; maybe I'll just wear it on my upper lip, without any covered injury - nobody will know anyways, they're so realistic!