We’re not sure what’s, err, behind this trend of embroidered rolls of toilet paper,
butt however, these gifts are sure to create a whole lot of flushing. First, gift giver and receiver of the gift alike will flush — and then the gift itself will be flushed down the toilet. This may just be one time where something is worth exactly the paper it is printed on.
We suppose these are classier variations on the old potty humor gifts of Spencer’s and the like, where each sheet of two-ply had a gag on it or some puzzle to do. (I, for one, will say this is a gift to gag on — and if you give me one, I will have crosswords for you.) They also scream, “Hey, I’ve got an embroidery function on my sewing machine — let’s try to make some money!”
I don’t exactly like the idea of some stranger fondling my tp before I get it; I sure hope they always wash their hands before they work on their sewing projects.
Some of these don’t even stick with the crapper motifs and present themselves with decorator designs and other
sediments sentiments. Some of which have implications that do not seem to have been well thought out. Yule You’ll note the holiday designs too.
Nothing says, “Happy Anniversary!” like a scatological or golden showers reference.