Authentic vintage Elvis hat: black-and-white gabardine crew hat with six-color images, song title graphics and original 1956 brown white and red tag still affixed. Part of a lot from that Auction At Graceland.
Author: Deanna aka Pop Tart
Dames & Dogs #88
I know we’re not really due for another Dames & Dogs post, but this is pretty special! The fabulous “people look like their dogs” bits from Disney’s 101 Dalmatians. Via.
Dames & Dogs #87
A dame, her dog, and her Mazda. Also her dude. Via.
Wunnerful, Wunnerful, Easter
In case you were wondering why there was such a liberal use of the #LawrenceWelk on Tweety Machine tonight, hubby & I were Live Tweeting tonight’s PBS showing of the 1979 Easter episode of The Lawrence Welk Show. (Live Tweeting is like a Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K) riff, only with even cheaper production value.) No, we didn’t blowup Twitter; but we did have an awful lot of fun. And so I thought, why not outline it all here for you, dear Kitschy Kitschy Coo readers. Typos and all; interspersed with some factoid linkage — you know, in case you wonder what the hell we nerds of kitsch are talking about.
— Oh, and before we get to that, we plan on Live Tweeting next week’s PBS episode of The Lawrence Welk Show. So if you’re at all interested, or just bored, join us on the Tweety at 7 PM Central.
Live tweeting a very special Easter episode of Lawrence welk show
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
https://twitter.com/DerekDahlsad/status/584869966874333184
All suits are so blue the band looks like they had wonka's blueberry gum, then shrank
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
Oh the in yer Easter bonnet song – with everyone wearing Victorian garb. We loved Victorian stuff in the 70s
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
Is this steampunk?
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
(And then some Twitter bot account favorited the tweet because BOT.)
Show us on the doll where he touched you
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
The guy singing on #LawrenceWelk has a Super bowl ring! pic.twitter.com/dE24NHngBv
— Derek Dahlsad (@DerekDahlsad) April 6, 2015
OMG is that Erik Estrada on #LawrenceWelk? pic.twitter.com/9xw9Baapqi
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
And Donny Osmond on rhythm guitar #LawrenceWelk! pic.twitter.com/3pVIXHZwAa
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
Accordion Solo! #LawrenceWelk pic.twitter.com/ras2fLZTdy
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
When does Mary Poppins land on this set of colorful Victorian buildings?
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
This Grecian statue come to life skit is a total rip off of that Vanna White movie
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
(That movie is here — yes, on DVD!)
@DerekDahlsad pic.twitter.com/XqalTlvwsM
— Derek Dahlsad (@DerekDahlsad) April 6, 2015
@DerekDahlsad much harder to dance in chunky heeled 70s shoes
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
Man, #LawrenceWelk does Easter Parade as the opening song and the rest of the show has to take place in Mary Poppins pic.twitter.com/NIHlexaCI6
— Derek Dahlsad (@DerekDahlsad) April 6, 2015
I saw this song in the preview & I didn't like it then. Bored.
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
THIS is how to spend Easter
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
Oooh his new gold clarinet
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
Sure hope this is showing up on Facebook, wouldn't want folks to miss this
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
@DPopTart most definitely :)
— Derek Dahlsad (@DerekDahlsad) April 6, 2015
@DPopTart who do you think you are, PL Tracers?
— Derek Dahlsad (@DerekDahlsad) April 6, 2015
@DPopTart Travers
— Derek Dahlsad (@DerekDahlsad) April 6, 2015
(Hubby is trying to reference the author of Mary Poppins, P. L. Travers.
@DerekDahlsad clearly I are Disney
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
Oiy it's a very Jewish Easter
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
(A bot trying to sell flowers favorited that because BOT.)
On #LawrenceWelk #Easter right now, a jazzy version of Fiddler on the Roof overture.
— Derek Dahlsad (@DerekDahlsad) April 6, 2015
@DPopTart they still can't understand her, but they can hear her
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
Is this a Christmas song?!
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
Really can't get enough of the All Blueberry Wonka Band
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
Someone replaced Bjorn's saxophone with a toy #LawrenceWelk pic.twitter.com/wvnwA2Bm2k
— Derek Dahlsad (@DerekDahlsad) April 6, 2015
@DerekDahlsad He was Bjorn to play the tiny sax!
— Flip the Table (@tableflipsyou) April 6, 2015
(My fav chime-in of the night!)
I do believe that's a mortician singing…
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
Arthur Duncan tearing up the floor is totally the high point of this episode #LawrenceWelk pic.twitter.com/bdSnao0Cw0
— Derek Dahlsad (@DerekDahlsad) April 6, 2015
Aurthur Duncan can tap! (Even harder in those bell bottoms, yo.) Mad props – seriously, best part of the show.
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
Must be winding up the show, because we're back to the Victorian parade in Mary Poppins' town singing 'bout Easter Bonnets. #lawrencewelk
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
Evidence of what I've been sayin' – thanks @DerekDahlsad ;)
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
This must be a real hymn classically interpreted; I interpret that from the choir robes, stain glass & general alter set up
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
@DPopTart pic.twitter.com/B0du5AeDi7
— Derek Dahlsad (@DerekDahlsad) April 6, 2015
If anyone was paying attention, we'll try to #livetweet #LawrenceWelk next week too
— Derek Dahlsad (@DerekDahlsad) April 6, 2015
Good night, sleep tight — and see ya next week, #LawrenceWelk!
— Deanna Dahlsad (@DPopTart) April 6, 2015
Three Little Kittens Have Trouble With Their Mittens
Found this while investigating just which laundry detergent Dolly Parton did the ads for… Super kitschy cute 1950s ad for Duz.
Packin’ Heat In His Undies
Most definitely a “save the baby” post. A 1955 Jockey ad; via.
Dames & Dogs #86
Via.
Pink Poodles – And Other Mid-Century Kitsch Dog – Alert!
Contrary to contemporary thought, these kitschy puppy prints were not sold as nursery items. Adverting for this very set reads, “To bring new decorating dash to the walls of your home, or to spice up a children’s room or den, place these lovable puppies with their all-loo-human expressions where everyone can see and admire them. …Portraiture of animals is the latest rage.”
Yup, you read that right; this was actually grown-up decor. (And don’t worry about pink being to feminine for dad’s den; tough cowboys wore pink too.)
Sold by Colonial Studios as “4 Lovable Wide-eyed Puppies in Full Color for Your Home”, this is one set of Mid-Century Modern dog prints! While not as sad as the big-eye art of Margaret Keane, these pups certainly are of the same exaggerated-cute style.
These vintage dog prints were the work of an artist simply known as Coby. According to the scant literature, Coby was a man referred to in the sales literature as “one of America’s most perceptive painters of animals” who “seems to known exactly the right touch to make these irresistible paintings spring to lite. Painted with love, each of the characters will capture a special place in your heart.”
While all the emphasis is on the pieces being painted, you’ll quickly note the mod 3-D effect of added touches of ribbon, felt, and other fabrics was likely added from photos. Combined with the pastel critters it creates the instantly recognizable look of a kitschy style which ran rampant throughout the the late 1960s and early 1970s.
PS The large pink rubber poodle squeaky toy (from Sun Rubber, 1963) can be found here.
Modern Woman Mondays: It’s OK To Eat The Pink Elephants
OK, normally I save the food recipes for Things Your Grandmother Knew — but this? This is not food. …Technically edible; but not food. Plus, it involves pink elephants. And pink elephants are pretty darn kitschy. A recipe from a 1956 Wilton candy & food molds booklet:
“Pink Elephants”
These are fun to make and serve as a garnish on an Hors d’Ouevre Tray! Use the little elephants as socles or holders for toothpick appetizers (such as olives, cubes of cheese, miniature meat balls, etc.). Should the guest be inquisitive, he can just eat the elephants!”
Number one, I am surprised that last sentence doesn’t read, “Should The Guest be inquisitive” — because I hear that said with a sigh and an eyeball roll, like there’s always that one guest, aka The Guest.
And number two — and that may be a pun? — once The Guest gets that pink elephant socle on his tongue, he is not going to be happy. The ingredients are dry cream of wheat; salt; cold water (I am guessing the temperature is important); onion juice Worcestershire or Tobasco sauce, pepper or mustard; and food coloring. Ugh.
Well, at least I learned the word “socles.” Hey, I may be a lowbrow, low-class, kitsch lover; but even without knowing the name of those things I know better than to eat one of ’em.
Full “recipe” details below, which include options for “Tawny Tigers” and “Bears”. (Poor bears, they get no cute colorful name. …Though it does just beg for a crappy name anyway due to the emphasis on brown coloring for this pasty concoction.) Click for a bigger scan if you need it.
The Saturday Morning Cereal Flashback Post
It’s Saturday morning, time to eat your cereal! How many of these vintage Post cereals do you remember?
Personally, I was most happy to recall the old Post-Tens and Treat-Paks. So much cooler sounding than today’s “assorted” or “variety” packs. I don’t even think Post makes the small boxes like that anymore… *sigh*
Found in in Cookies Galore (from Frances Barton, Consumer Service Department, General Foods Corporation, copyright 1956).