I can’t imagine a dachshund-lover would find this kitschy vintage salt and pepper shaker charming…
It’s not the dog’s hat, or the tie on his tail; butt but the fact that you cut the dog in half to use a shaker!
If you don’t mind half-ing a dog to make your meal more flavorful, you can find this vintage bit of kitsch at Exit 55 Antiques. (No, it is not in our case!)