Arrr, Matey, It’s Another Vintage Valentine

A vintage Hallmark valentine with a boy pirate, complete with an eye patch and a parrot on his shoulder who wants to “capture you, Valentine!” (It’s up for auction now!)

He’ll Give You The Answer That You’ll Endorse

This terrified-horse mask has been getting around the internet for quite a while, whether you’re scaring roommates or just watching Google Streetview Car drive by.   Turns out, it’s a $30 piece of amazing that’s available from Amazon — and the user-contributed photos are awesome beyond words.   Go look at the Amazon slideshow, because rather than stealing an Amazon photo I give you this animated GIF instead.  Enjoy.

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