This Photo’s A Real Scream

Now, I collect a lot of things — a lot of odd things, mind you. So when I ask you, “Who would collect a photo of a woman screaming?” I seriously want to know.

Even the auction title word-salad has me wondering… “Vintage Color Photo Television Screen Woman Screaming” — who searches for any of that?

…Now, looking at this photo that long, wondering all that, I am three steps closer to bidding.

Manliest Mustache Comb Ever

OK, so you’ve taken Movember by the short hairs and now you think you’ve got a fancy-pants manly mustache to show for it.   There’s only one way to manly it up even further:  get yourself one of Nick Offerman’s mustache combs,  salvaged from the finest felled trees in California and shaped by the guy who plays Ron Swanson.   Your mustache will look like Tom Selleck himself placed a curse on everyone else’s mustaches.