Kitschy Kitschy Coo: Meme & Youme

High-Five Fridays is on a hiatus, but I'm going to use this time to participate in the memes I've been tagged for (and so far neglected). If you hate how I'm doing these, all lumped together in one post, then please don't tag me anymore. *wink* (It's flattering, really; but when inundated my already "far behind" life lags even worse.)

Four score & seven years ago, Thom of Planet Fabulon gave me/us the E for Excellence award. I now bequest (with hopes they take action faster than I!) the award to the following (who I believe have not already received it &/or will pass it along):

iKonic Vintage
Slip of A Girl (for A Slip of a Girl &/or A Tad Too Much Tan For Taupe)
Vintage Goodness

Next, Miss Janey, by way of Mr Peenee, confuzzled me into playing the Mrpeenee Auto Haiku Tag Meme. The short story on how to play is:

In five syllables, no more, no less, describe the worst movie you can think of.
In seven syllables, no more, no less, describe your worst date.
In five syllables, no more, no less, describe the worst job you ever had.

Here's my go at it:

Body count, no Bruce.
Wet thumb, knocked up.
Teen boy sneaker help.

Here's who I torture with an official tag (anyone else is free to play):

Crazy Crafty Cat Chick
Slip of a Girl
Full Body Transplant

Last, but not least, Crazy Crafty Cat Chick (who should post more often so I can add her to the sidebar) tagged us, so I'll post this; but taking my cue from Silent Porn Star, I won't tag anyone. If you want to participate, you just copy & paste the list into your blog, adding your blog to the list, and publish. (And tag, if you so dare).

Super Hero Extraordinare

Everyday should be Christmas

The Gadget Guru tech

Available Light

Dad's Dish

What Goes Under the Sun