Plug In And Turn On To... Flavored Candles

Packaging reads:
Artificially Colored, Scented, Quiescently Poured CandlesMore proof that the 70's were a confusing time - a fudge flavored candle? And nowhere does it say that this candle should not be ingested. Nor does it state that you ought not put the lighted candle in your lap...
Ingredients: Artificial flavoring (except banana and root beer) a variety of flickering, far out, absurd flavors.
I guess that's why ControlTower is no longer around. Even with such a cool tag line as "Plug In And Turn On To Bright Ideas" (What?! No, "man" at the end of that?)
The 70's were indeed a kinder, gentler time. I guess with all the drugs, no lawyers were really needed.
But still, with all the far out drugs, should flavor-tempting home decor be left near guests with munchies?
Labels: candles, food, kitsch, retro, weird








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